Thursday, January 3, 2013

I'm a glutton for punishment...and must like mud...alot

And not even a year later...an email that was so familiar came back to my inbox

Charity ,

Boom. You're in. You, my friend, are an early adopter. You adopt babies. You adopt stray kittens outside Walmart. You adopt stray babies outside Walmart. And now, you've adopted a tradition that will last longer than fish stick Fridays at your local elementary school.

You are an official runner of The Dirty Dash Utah Spring & Corporate Cup.

The mud circus comes to town 06/08/13 at Utah Spring & Corporate Cup, so tell your wife, tell your kids, and tell your husband, cuz The Dirty Dash is muddying up everybody up in here. You signed up for the 09:40:00 AM wave and we suggest showing up about 45 minutes beforehand to size up the competition, stretch out your hammies and hit the bathrooms.

You can make any changes to your registration by logging in here.

Be sure to check out the race page on the website for more of the nitty, gritty details. If after all your hard work and searching, you end up with nothing but a furrowed brow, an oncoming migraine and a mild case of indigestion, email us at info@thedirtydash.com and we'll take care of your questions.

In the meantime, read over the waiver and privacy policy, sign it and send it to your teammates so we can use your muddy mug to sell this race to your friends while keeping our legal records clean ... except for that misdemeanor back in college. But lay off, it was college.

So get ready to stick your tail between your legs and roll around in the muck with us cuz as it says in the Good Book: Muddyness is next to Hogliness.

See you 06/08/13 with a thick layer of mud hiding your pearly whites.

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